Sometimes I miss the internet

then i wonder why i do…

then i remember tumblr

spiegelstruck:

IM DONE IM SO FUCKING DONE

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hobberzz:

detectiveinspectornarwhal:

pockytardis:

himapapaftw:

shapinguptobeprettycondomz:

gaymeoutofmymind:

this is officially the gayest thing i have ever seen

this is

well

fuck

this is the gayest thing i’ve ever seen and i’ve seen a gay threesome and i am gay that is literally how impossibly gay this is

just how the fuck did three guys agree to do this together how did they even decide to

WHAT EVEN. I CANNOT.

THOSE GUYS AND THE LIP SYNCING AND THE CLINGING AND THE ENDING.

AND THE NAKED GUY WALKING AROUND IN THE BACKGROUND.

And that girl who like looked in the room for ten seconds at one point, saw what was going on, and was like, “I’m not even going to ask.” before leaving.

When they ducked down under the table WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING

AND AT THE END

WHAT

You’ve read enough fanfiction to figure it out; I’m sure.

hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles:

My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” 

His friend didnt know. 

I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. 

He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!” 

sociallyunacceptableart:

i laughed so fucking hard

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

shavingryansprivates:

remember when colonists moved to america to escape religious prosecution and then 300 years later started prosecuting people because their religion told them to